Always: Why do I rob the kitchen? That's where the food is
Usually: I'm not a career criminal, but if someone foolishly leaves something I can reach..
Once in awhile: I tried, but I couldn't resist that cheeseburger
Never: I'm mortified you even asked. I could be Ruff the Crime Dog
Posted: August 28, 2004
Today is April 18, 2019
In this month in 2006:
The Foundation rescued 14 Kerries from a puppy mill in Missouri