Always: Why do I rob the kitchen? That's where the food is
Usually: I'm not a career criminal, but if someone foolishly leaves something I can reach..
Once in awhile: I tried, but I couldn't resist that cheeseburger
Never: I'm mortified you even asked. I could be Ruff the Crime Dog
Posted: August 28, 2004
Today is April 22, 2019
On this day in 2008:
The Kerry Blue Terrier Foundation of Canada applied for tax exempt charitable status.