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Mixed Breeds

- Kerry Blue Terrier x Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite with the upper
crust in society
- Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
- Kerry Blue x Golden Retriever = Blue Retriever, a dog always willing
to fetch a
beer (Only bred in Canada by, and for Canadians.)
- Airedale x Malamute = Airmal, litters that go first class
- Airedale x Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception
- Akita x Shiba Inu = Shikita, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
- Basenji x Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
- Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
- Bloodhound x Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
- Boxer x German Shorthair = Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
- Bull Terrier x Shitzu = Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
- Cairn Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Cairjack, can never find him
when you have a flat tire
- Chihuahua x Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ads; 3 for $19.95
- Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work
- Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
- Dachhund x Kerry Blue = Daiquiri, bring on the "happy hour"
- Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end
- Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
- Great Pyrenees x Jack Russell Terrier = Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
- Harrier x Pit Bull = Hairy Pits, found throughout Europe
- Highland Terrier x Jack Russell Terrier = Hijack, gets you in trouble
on airplanes
- Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a
dog fresh and clean as a whistle
- Jack Russell Terrier x Labrador = Jackdor, falls out windows trying
to fly
- Keeshond x Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
- Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever,
the choice of research scientists
- Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't
matter anyway
- Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial
advisors
- Pekingese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog
- Pekingese x Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restranteurs
- Pekinese x Rottweiler = Parrot, repeats everything you say
- Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
- Poodle x Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good
- Pyrenees x Akita = Pyrakita, a small brightly-colored South American
dog that can be finger-trained, as well as trained to talk
- Saluki x Shitzu = Suzuki, goes for miles on a gallon of gas
- Scotch Terrier x Water Spaniel = Scotch & Water, served throughout
England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
- Shitzu x Poodle = Shitpoo, a funny little shit but full of poo.
- Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
- Spaniel x Dachshund = Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
- Spitz x Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
- Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
- Wiener Dog x Rottweiler = Bratweiler, a German dog found at the snack
bars at sporting events
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