Creation

Anonymous Kerry Blue Terrier owner

• On the first day, God created the dog.
• On the second day, God created woman to serve the dog.
• On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth to serve as potential food for the dog.
• On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that woman could labor for the good of the dog.
• On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
• On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the woman broke.
• On the seventh day, God tried to rest, but She had to walk the dog.

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